Hello my doggie friends,

We took a walk earlier tonight and I am so happy to report that I found the most delightful pile of manure hiding in a corner! We went a slightly different route than usual and there was a big pile of decomposing potatoes and what smelled like horse manure. Heavenly!

I made sure to roll in it a bit but for some reason Mom & Dad didn’t seem too amused. The aroma coming off of me was fantastic but they seemed to gag a bit. I just dont’ get it. When we got home, the poured water all over me and keep saying I need a bath tomorrow. Just when I get myself smelling perfect, they want to go and destroy everything. Humans.

They’ve banished me to the courtyard for the evening. I’ve been giving them my saddest faces in hopes of getting let inside but it doesn’t seem to be getting me anywhere. Hopefully tomorrow they’ll be on my side again. They put a bunch of doggie deo on me too and I am starting to smell less so I guess they’ll be happy. Tragic; they just don’t know what smells good!

Newfie kisses,

Ayla